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Exquisite services

  • 🧦 Certified Untuck Technicians (CUTs) available nationwide

  • 🏨 Partnered with major hotel chains*

  • 💤 Guaranteed leg freedom, or your money back (minus pillow chocolate fee)

*not really partnered, but we like to dream

Basic Untuck
$19.99

Foot zone liberation (bottom 24 inches)

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

🚫 DO NOT PURCHASE! 🚫
This site and all services are for entertainment purposes only.
The checkout system is technically active (because, well… Square made us do it).

Unless you truly wish to donate to the noble cause of foot freedom,
please do not complete any purchase.

No actual untucking will occur.
No refunds for brave souls who choose to support us anyway.

💤 Untuck responsibly.

Deluxe Freedom Package
$39.99

Full three-side untuck, sheet loosening, corner release.

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

🚫 DO NOT PURCHASE! 🚫
This site and all services are for entertainment purposes only.
The checkout system is technically active (because, well… Square made us do it).

Unless you truly wish to donate to the noble cause of foot freedom,
please do not complete any purchase.

No actual untucking will occur.
No refunds for brave souls who choose to support us anyway.

💤 Untuck responsibly.

Presidential Suite Escape
$99.00

Includes pillow fluff, chocolate extraction, and protest note to housekeeping

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

🚫 DO NOT PURCHASE! 🚫
This site and all services are for entertainment purposes only.
The checkout system is technically active (because, well… Square made us do it).

Unless you truly wish to donate to the noble cause of foot freedom,
please do not complete any purchase.

No actual untucking will occur.
No refunds for brave souls who choose to support us anyway.

💤 Untuck responsibly.

—==>> Free Advise <<==—

🧭 Untuck Yourself

“DIY Liberation Guide”

Feeling bold? Do it yourself with our patented Untuckology™ method:

  1. Grip the lower sheet edge with both hands (avoid sudden swearing).

  2. Count to three.

  3. Yank like you mean it.

  4. Breathe. Your feet are now free.

Prefer to stay tucked in? No judgment — we offer Retuck Support Groups too.

Contact Us

Let’s restore circulation to feet everywhere together!

Emaill: untuckmybed@gmail.com