Deluxe Freedom Package

Full three-side untuck, sheet loosening, corner release.

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

🚫 DO NOT PURCHASE! 🚫
This site and all services are for entertainment purposes only.
The checkout system is technically active (because, well… Square made us do it).

Unless you truly wish to donate to the noble cause of foot freedom,
please do not complete any purchase.

No actual untucking will occur.
No refunds for brave souls who choose to support us anyway.

💤 Untuck responsibly.