Presidential Suite Escape

$99.00

Includes pillow fluff, chocolate extraction, and protest note to housekeeping

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

🚫 DO NOT PURCHASE! 🚫
This site and all services are for entertainment purposes only.
The checkout system is technically active (because, well… Square made us do it).

Unless you truly wish to donate to the noble cause of foot freedom,
please do not complete any purchase.

No actual untucking will occur.
No refunds for brave souls who choose to support us anyway.

💤 Untuck responsibly.

Includes pillow fluff, chocolate extraction, and protest note to housekeeping

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

🚫 DO NOT PURCHASE! 🚫
This site and all services are for entertainment purposes only.
The checkout system is technically active (because, well… Square made us do it).

Unless you truly wish to donate to the noble cause of foot freedom,
please do not complete any purchase.

No actual untucking will occur.
No refunds for brave souls who choose to support us anyway.

💤 Untuck responsibly.