🏅 Become a Certified Untucker™
Because some heroes wear bathrobes, not capes.
Do you believe that no one should have to wrestle with a hotel bed just to free their feet?
Then you, friend, may be destined to become a Certified Untuck Technician (CUT) — an elite member of the global movement for sleep freedom.
🎓 What It Means to Be Certified
When you complete your official Untuck My Bed certification, you’ll earn:
A printable Certificate of Untucking Excellence (suitable for framing or taping above the minibar)
Your very own CUT ID badge (laminated for durability during spontaneous untucks)
A listing in our Registry of Certified Untuckers (subject to fictional approval)
Access to exclusive pillow talk forums and ongoing sheet-loosening education
📚 The Curriculum
Level 1 – Sheet Awareness
Learn the anatomy of the hotel bed: flat vs fitted, corner folds, and identifying dangerous “military-tight” tucks.
Level 2 – Tactical Untuck Operations
Hands-on training in three-point corner releases, double-hand blanket lifts, and the patented Freedom Flick™.
Level 3 – Emotional Support for Over-Tucked Guests
Master the art of reassurance: “It’s okay, you can breathe now.”
Final Exam
Perform a full untuck in under 45 seconds — while maintaining eye contact with the concierge.
💼 Who Should Apply
Frequent travelers
Housekeepers with a rebellious streak
Sleep coaches, foot freedom activists, and weekend duvet warriors
Anyone who’s ever shouted, “WHY IS THIS BED TUCKED SO TIGHT!?”
💸 Certification Fees
| Package | Description | Fee |
|---|---|---|
| Basic CUT | Online certification with printable diploma (suitable for framing or hiding in your pillowcase). | $29.99 |
| Advanced Untucker | Includes field simulation at a local hotel — supervised by a Certified Untuck Master. | $59.99 |
| Lifetime Master Untucker | Unlimited re-certifications + embroidered robe + bragging rights at every hotel breakfast buffet. | $199.99 |
*Scholarships available for victims of extreme tucking. Contact us for relief options.*
🌎 Join the Global Untucking Movement
Once certified, you’ll receive:
Access to our private Untuckers’ Map — track freedom zones across hotels worldwide
Invitations to our annual Freedom Under the Covers summit
A sense of purpose no bed can suppress
📞 Need Help?
CUT Support Line: 1-800-UNTUCK-ME
Email: academy@untuckmybed.com
Office Hours: Between check-in and checkout
📝 Ready to Enroll?
Click below and start your journey toward foot liberation:
